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Post by roodar on Nov 27, 2018 19:54:07 GMT 1
go training with taffs well and come away with the new manager’s autobiography and instructions on how to kick a ball. All to read b4 the Goytre game last week. In between all that he’s waving an axe around that could come back to hurt him. Really over the top stuff. Maybe this weeks task will be a jigsaw puzzle or pin the tail on the donkey. Total crap.
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Post by mellon on Nov 28, 2018 21:57:50 GMT 1
I was told it was 18 pages long
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Post by wlman on Nov 29, 2018 23:47:22 GMT 1
We're you on the receiving end of his axe hence the post?!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2018 2:25:18 GMT 1
I have it on very good authority that Pep Sherwood really ingratiated himself at his first training session by issuing each bewildered player with homework in the form of a large PowerPoint presentation booklet. Here’s a snippet of it below, complete with written instructions. This was one of 25 copies found strategically placed in a 🗑in the Rhiiw ddar car park immediately after the session 🚮
PLAN 🅰️ (ATTACKING) (entails running and kicking the football in the general direction towards their goalkeeper) ( i.e. thats the opposite end to our goalkeeper)
⚽️ = (THE FOOTBALL) = 🥾 ➡️ lump it ⚽️ 🥾➡️ we score in here ➡️ 🥅 ⬅️ = ✅
PLAN 🅱️ (DEFENDING) (kicking the round ball away as hard as you can in the opposite direction of our goalkeeper)
❌ 🥅 ❌= ⛔️ ➡️⛔️ make sure you panic and 🥾HOOF⚽️🔀🆙↗️↗️🚀🌧 = ✅
failure to do plan 🅰️or🅱️ = U R ON YOUR 🚲 🆙 the 🅰️4️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ and will be looking for a 🆕♣️
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