Religious Experiences

[Lee Robson]

Now I know its very exciting an' all that but is being top of division One really the closest you can get to heaven...a classic Terry Daly typo!

"It'S been an historic start to the 2011-12 campaign for Cwmbran Celtic, who on Tuesday topped the Division One table for the first time since being formed in 1925.

The proud moment came after a fine 2-0 win over Barry Town at Jenner Park, although the feel-god factor of being leaders only lasted 24 hours as other results on Wednesday saw them drop to third".

An even better one from our local rag was an appeal for the 'Forest of Dead Children's activity centre' Now that is scary.

Happy Saturday folks (apart from Penrhiwceiber) and if you have any more let us know!

[Mishman]

Morning Lee,congrats on maintaining yr 100% start.As for religious experiences,careful when you visit Bettws cos I think certain pagan rituals are still carried out there,being called a Kairdiff car thief by a troll like creature in a hood after beating them on pens springs to mind. Quite a scary place to visit,like a barbershop quartet on the line with all the banjos. ;D

[clan gaynor]

bit harsh on our neighbours the statues in the village square of burt reynolds and jon voight were demolished years ago.

[Rhonda]

Stanleytown another cave dwelling location wher the locals are not averse to plucking a few banjo strings or disembowelling a goat outside Londis ;D

[brian wilson]

Help me Rhonda.

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A cracker in the Wednesday gwent review - Monmouth's Stinker of a striker

Scoring for fun for them is former Aston Villa and England junior international stinker Dan McDonald, who has seven to his name while Elliott Ford has three, Sam Alderdice two and Matthew Bowen and Sam Palmer each one